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She booked the 8-hour mud package: Florida cow rescue

Cartoon in SNECK style: a pale grey heifer lies blissfully chest-deep in a muddy mangrove canal at sunset, wearing a white towel turban marked with a logo, with cucumber slices over her googly eyes and a tiny pink cocktail umbrella beside her. Two masked, googly-eyed sheriff's deputies in campaign hats and life vests strain on a rope looped around her, sweating. A smug googly-eyed drone hovers overhead with a spotlight, and a half-sunk red shipping container reads EXEINDEX.COM. Caption: SHE BOOKED THE 8-HOUR MUD PACKAGE.
EXE Index original cartoon (SNECK STUDIO, @exeindex) · EXE Index original

Satire / Cartoon. Florida deputies spent 8 hours pulling Veronica the heifer out of canal mud, per the Hillsborough sheriff and WFLA. She's unhurt. The sheriff's office called her "very uncooperative." She called it a spa day.

What
She booked the 8-hour mud package: Florida cow rescue
Where
North America
When
2026-10-17
Source
Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office
Credit
EXE Index original cartoon (SNECK STUDIO, @exeindex)
License
EXE Index original
Details
North America, United States

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Sources and credit

  1. Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office
  2. Dispatch: the full record

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