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Audit #7: Define "Failed"

Anime-style cartoon in a dark brick bar: a grey caped figure with a pentagon-shaped head, labeled The Building, proudly holds up a paper reading Audit #7 'F' and says 'F stands for Fantastic, right? 1,500 checkbooks!' A monitor-headed Auditor stands with arms crossed next to a stack of checkbooks.
EXE original cartoon · CC BY 4.0

The building with 1,500 checkbooks takes its annual exam and grades itself on a curve.

What
Audit #7: Define "Failed"
When
2026-10-16
Source
DOD News
Credit
EXE original cartoon
License
CC BY 4.0
Details
Seventh department-wide audit, seventh disclaimer of opinion. The good news is that it's half clean. The bad news is the other half. Based on: The seventh department-wide audit ended in a disclaimer of opinion. The CFO compared reconciling the books to balancing 1,500 checkbooks holding $850 billion. (DOD News, U.S. Department of Defense, 2024-11-17).

bureaucracybudgetauditMeme / satire

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  1. DOD News
  2. Satire: the full record

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