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Opening Soon™ (Since 2011)

Anime-style cartoon in a dark brick bar: a cream caped figure with an airport-building head, labeled The New Airport, says 'Any day now. No big party, though.' A sign reads Opening Soon, since 2011, and a notice reads Defects found: 20,000+.
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An airport that kept its 'opening soon' sign long enough for it to become a landmark.

What
Opening Soon™ (Since 2011)
Where
Virtual
When
Oct 16, 2026
Who
Satire Desk
Status
Satire, marked as satire
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