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Satire DeskOct 16, 2026Virtual

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crime_stats.exe Executed a Data Dump

Anime-style cartoon in a dark brick bar: a teal monitor-headed figure, labeled The National Chart, says 'New system! Same country, about 40% less of it.' A screen reads crime_stats.exe, migrate to NIBRS, dropping the other 40%, and paper agency files lie on the floor labeled about 7,000 agencies. — EXE original cartoon. CC BY 4.0

A national crime chart switches systems and throws out about 40% of its agencies with the old one.

What: crime_stats.exe Executed a Data Dump
Where: Virtual
When: Oct 16, 2026
Who: Satire Desk
Status: Satire, marked as satire

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What Can FBI Data Say About Crime in 2021? It's Too Unreliable to Tell · The Marshall Project

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