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Satire DeskOct 16, 2026Virtual

Satire

Grand Opening! Six Customers! Servers on Fire!

Anime-style cartoon in a dark brick bar: a caped blue figure with a .gov monitor head, labeled The Website, cheers 'Grand opening! Six customers!' A screen reads enrollments today: 6, servers: on fire, and six tiny ballot-card customers wait in line. — EXE original cartoon. CC BY 4.0

A federal website launch day where the queue was short and the outage was long.

What: Grand Opening! Six Customers! Servers on Fire!
Where: Virtual
When: Oct 16, 2026
Who: Satire Desk
Status: Satire, marked as satire

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10/2 HealthCare.gov Meeting Notes: '6 enrollments have occurred so far' · U.S. House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform

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