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Please Do Not Turn Off Your Fighter Jet

Anime-style cartoon in a dark brick bar: a grey figure with a jet helmet, labeled The Fresh Jet, stands with arms crossed and says 'Brand new. Still updating.' A screen reads Installing update 1 of ???, please do not turn off your fighter jet, with a progress bar at 37%.
EXE original cartoon. CC BY 4.0
EXE original cartoon

Brand-new jets roll off the line and straight into the update screen.

What
Please Do Not Turn Off Your Fighter Jet
Where
Virtual
When
Oct 16, 2026
Who
Satire Desk
Status
Satire, marked as satire
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