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Two Spreadsheets Enter. One Revision Leaves.

Anime-style cartoon in a dark brick bar: two monitor-headed figures face off, labeled First Draft and Quiet Revision. One says 'Violent crime: -1.7%'; the other says 'Same year: +4.5%'. A red VS sits between them.
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The same year's violent-crime number, as the first draft and as the quiet revision.

What
Two Spreadsheets Enter. One Revision Leaves.
Where
Virtual
When
Oct 16, 2026
Who
Satire Desk
Status
Satire, marked as satire
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