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It fell off a ship: Hormuz iPhones reach Tehran

Two-row cartoon meme in the plain-versus-tuxedo format. Top: a masked cartoon fisherman in a navy hoodie leans on a beat-up truck at night, holding a white phone and shrugging, next to the caption IT FELL OFF A TRUCK. Bottom: the same fisherman in a black tuxedo and bow tie sits smugly at a market stall stacked with white phone boxes, a giant red shipping container behind him, next to the caption IT FELL OFF A SHIP. Details: an exeindex.com flag on the stall, a meadow painting labeled MEADOW, REVISITED, and @exeindex in the corner.
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Satire / Meme. iPhones fished from Hormuz after the GFS Pride sank now sell in Tehran below their original price, Iran's Fars agency says. Asked for 500, a seller said: "As many as you want. It's a whole shipload."…

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Fishing for iPhones in the Strait of Hormuz

Cartoon meme in the expanding-brain format, four rows. A masked cartoon fisherman in a tiny wooden skiff on a choppy sea holds up a fish (FISHING FOR FISH), then a sealed white phone box (FISHING FOR IPHONES), then a gold perfume bottle (FISHING FOR FRENCH PERFUME), and finally tows a giant red shipping container behind his smoking little boat (TOWING THE WHOLE CONTAINER HOME). The brain on the right grows from dim to cosmic. Details: an EXE sticker on the boat, an exeindex.com buoy flag, a floating newspaper reading F-35C LANDS ON CVN 79, and @exeindex in the corner.
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Satire / Meme. The Telegraph reports hundreds of small boats fished for iPhones and French perfume from the GFS Pride, which sank Oct 14. Singapore's MPA says all 21 crew were safely evacuated with no injuries. Spot…

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UK deports man jailed over Starmer-linked arson attacks

File, July 5, 2024: Keir Starmer official portrait · not from the Oct 16 deportation
File photoPhoto: Simon Dawson / No 10 Downing Street · OGL v3.0

Oct 16: UK Home Office says Stanislav Carpiuc, 28, jailed over 2025 arson attacks on property linked to Keir Starmer, has been deported. Reports say a Russian-speaking Telegram user ordered the fires. Record

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